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Texas Abortion Law Protects Rights of Rapists Says Lawmaker

 Boy, howdy, if you want an abortion, you better not be in Texas. The Texas state senate passed the restrictive Senate Bill 8, and Gov. Greg Abbott signed it into law. The U.S. Supreme Court recently declined to review its Constitutionality, meaning there are effectively no abortions in Texas six weeks after conception. “A man’s …

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Bank robber refuses to wear a mask, is immediately arrested

 It used to be wearing a mask was an essential part of a bank robber’s wardrobe. Not anymore. Randy Sumpton of Apopka, Florida, decided to rob The First Florida Bank and did it maskless. Almost immediately, the police arrested him. “I wasn’t going to bow to the Fauci COVID-crowd,” Sumpton tells The Lint Screen from …

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“Pelosi caused January 6, she failed us,” says Johnson

 The man closer to Trump’s ass than Donald’s sphincter, Rep. Ron Johnson (R-WI), is looking beyond his original conspiracy theory that Antifa was responsible for the January 6 insurrection. Now he blames House Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). “Pelosi is the cause of all the trouble on January 6,” Johnson tells The Lint Screen. “She should …

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